Franklin Graham Sounded Like Christianity; Mariann Budde Sounded Like Jesus

The mere fact that these are now two distinguishable entities is disturbing. Why doesn't Christianity sound more like Jesus?

On a whim Thursday afternoon I opened Notes on my phone and typed this out:

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I gave it a screenshot, uploaded it to Instagram and Facebook, and added this for the caption:

Most of you will immediately k…